ByteColumn here presents you with an eclectic collection of hilarious one-liners: I farted in an elevator yesterday… it was wrong on so many levels. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it. Don’t lend people money…it gives them amnesia. Teamwork is essential – … Continue reading Single Shot Jokes – Hilarious One-Liners!
These supposed-to-be jokes are real serious: 1. Why did the chicken cross the road? because it had been so horrendously genetically modified in a lab that it had taken on almost human-like intelligence. Growing up in the lab, among hippy scientists and political idealists talking about the socialist revolution and liberation he thought one day, … Continue reading Serious Jokes
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The eleventh theme is On Wife. Be sure to check our similar posts in the series based on the same theme “On Better Half (Wife)” and “On Better Half(Wife) – II“. ONE: The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from … Continue reading QuadriJokes – On Better Half (wife)! – III
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The tenth theme is “It’s School Time – II !”. ONE: Two children are talking. A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name? A: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says. TWO: … Continue reading QuadriJokes – It’s School Time II
FunnyGuy has, over the years, worked tirelessly in setting New Year’s Resolutions promptly every January 1st. While he’s not always the best at keeping them, you can say that he is consistent and dedicated in his efforts in making resolutions. Here’s the progress FunnyGuy has made till now: RESOLUTIONS ON READING 2006: I will … Continue reading FunnyGuy’s New Year Resolutions
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The ninth theme is “It’s School Time!”. ONE: Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding … Continue reading QuadriJokes – It’s School Time!
I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected … Continue reading If I was the Villain of a Medieval Story
Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it’s better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete … Continue reading Advantages Of Being A Woman
The following is a collection of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school English essays. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage … Continue reading Fun with High School English Essays
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The eighth theme is Intelligent Man. ONE: Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo. All were missing the target. Suddenly he received a SMS from her ..”hi what are you doing ?” He replied, “Honestly honey, I’m MISSING YOU” TWO: Awesome … Continue reading QuadriJokes – Intelligent Man!