Every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb. NEWTON’S THIRD LAW STATES: “Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction… ” Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb! There always exist two sides of the same coin! All good things come to those who wait BUT Time and tide wait … Continue reading Equal and Opposite Proverbs!
FunnyGuy has, over the years, worked tirelessly in setting New Year’s Resolutions promptly every January 1st. While he’s not always the best at keeping them, you can say that he is consistent and dedicated in his efforts in making resolutions. Here’s the progress FunnyGuy has made till now: RESOLUTIONS ON READING 2006: I will … Continue reading FunnyGuy’s New Year Resolutions
Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it’s too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at … Continue reading If I was the Villain of a Modern Story
I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected … Continue reading If I was the Villain of a Medieval Story
Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it’s better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete … Continue reading Advantages Of Being A Woman
The following is a collection of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school English essays. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage … Continue reading Fun with High School English Essays
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The seventh theme is Dumb Criminal. ONE: South Dakota: A woman was arrested at her step son’s Boy Scout meeting. While watching a policeman demonstrate his drug dog’s ability, the dog found a bag of grass in her purse. TWO: A woman was … Continue reading QuadriJokes – Dumb Criminals!
An elevator has become indispensible now-a-days. What with high-rise buildings and numerous skyscrapers. We do spend a lot of time in elevators and it tends to become a bit boring. Here are some ways to spend your time effectively, lighten up your mood and entertain yourself during the process. Stand silent and motionless in the … Continue reading 13 Things to try out in an Elevator
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The fifth theme is Stupid Guy. ONE: StupidGuy had a leakage in roof over the dining table. Plumber – Sir ,When did you notice it ? StupidGuy – Last night when it took me 3 hours to finish the soup . TWO: … Continue reading QuadriJokes – Stupid Guy
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