The following is a collection of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school English essays. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage … Continue reading Fun with High School English Essays
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The eighth theme is Intelligent Man. ONE: Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo. All were missing the target. Suddenly he received a SMS from her ..”hi what are you doing ?” He replied, “Honestly honey, I’m MISSING YOU” TWO: Awesome … Continue reading QuadriJokes – Intelligent Man!
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The seventh theme is Dumb Criminal. ONE: South Dakota: A woman was arrested at her step son’s Boy Scout meeting. While watching a policeman demonstrate his drug dog’s ability, the dog found a bag of grass in her purse. TWO: A woman was … Continue reading QuadriJokes – Dumb Criminals!
An elevator has become indispensible now-a-days. What with high-rise buildings and numerous skyscrapers. We do spend a lot of time in elevators and it tends to become a bit boring. Here are some ways to spend your time effectively, lighten up your mood and entertain yourself during the process. Stand silent and motionless in the … Continue reading 13 Things to try out in an Elevator
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The sixth theme is On Wife. Be sure to check our second post in the series based on the same theme “On Better Half (Wife)“. ONE: The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father: “I’ve found a woman just like mother!” His … Continue reading QuadriJokes – On Better Half (wife)! – II
BELIEVE it or not , These are REAL 911 Calls! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? ———————— Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: … Continue reading Pranks or Not? – 911 Emergency!
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