FunnyGuy has, over the years, worked tirelessly in setting New Year’s Resolutions promptly every January 1st. While he’s not always the best at keeping them, you can say that he is consistent and dedicated in his efforts in making resolutions. Here’s the progress FunnyGuy has made till now: RESOLUTIONS ON READING 2006: I will … Continue reading FunnyGuy’s New Year Resolutions
Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it’s too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at … Continue reading If I was the Villain of a Modern Story
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The ninth theme is “It’s School Time!”. ONE: Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding … Continue reading QuadriJokes – It’s School Time!
Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it’s better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete … Continue reading Advantages Of Being A Woman
The following is a collection of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school English essays. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage … Continue reading Fun with High School English Essays
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The eighth theme is Intelligent Man. ONE: Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo. All were missing the target. Suddenly he received a SMS from her ..”hi what are you doing ?” He replied, “Honestly honey, I’m MISSING YOU” TWO: Awesome … Continue reading QuadriJokes – Intelligent Man!
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The seventh theme is Dumb Criminal. ONE: South Dakota: A woman was arrested at her step son’s Boy Scout meeting. While watching a policeman demonstrate his drug dog’s ability, the dog found a bag of grass in her purse. TWO: A woman was … Continue reading QuadriJokes – Dumb Criminals!
An elevator has become indispensible now-a-days. What with high-rise buildings and numerous skyscrapers. We do spend a lot of time in elevators and it tends to become a bit boring. Here are some ways to spend your time effectively, lighten up your mood and entertain yourself during the process. Stand silent and motionless in the … Continue reading 13 Things to try out in an Elevator
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The sixth theme is On Wife. Be sure to check our second post in the series based on the same theme “On Better Half (Wife)“. ONE: The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father: “I’ve found a woman just like mother!” His … Continue reading QuadriJokes – On Better Half (wife)! – II
BELIEVE it or not , These are REAL 911 Calls! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? ———————— Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: … Continue reading Pranks or Not? – 911 Emergency!