FunnyGuy has, over the years, worked tirelessly in setting New Year’s Resolutions promptly every January 1st. While he’s not always the best at keeping them, you can say that he is consistent and dedicated in his efforts in making resolutions. Here’s the progress FunnyGuy has made till now: RESOLUTIONS ON READING 2006: I will … Continue reading FunnyGuy’s New Year Resolutions
Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it’s too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at … Continue reading If I was the Villain of a Modern Story
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The ninth theme is “It’s School Time!”. ONE: Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding … Continue reading QuadriJokes – It’s School Time!
I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected … Continue reading If I was the Villain of a Medieval Story
A Few Awesome facts and figures. Read On: ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word typed with only the left hand and ‘lollipop’ is the longest word typed with your right hand. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. The average person’s left hand does … Continue reading A Few Awesome and Funny Facts
Here’s a collection of first and current logos of various companies. Have they stuck to their traditions? Have they changed along with the time? Were they trendy when they were released first? What made them endure the test of time? A collection for you to ponder upon. … Continue reading First and Current Logos
Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it’s better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete … Continue reading Advantages Of Being A Woman
ByteColumn introduces “Upkeep and Care” series – articles that focusses on care and periodic maintenance of your products. These articles are made to be instructive and easy-to-follow without too much theory and explanations. The second things presented are LAPTOPS. General Try not to spill fluid on the laptop Donot keep the laptop at any place … Continue reading Upkeep and Care – Laptops / Notebooks
The following is a collection of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school English essays. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage … Continue reading Fun with High School English Essays
QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The eighth theme is Intelligent Man. ONE: Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo. All were missing the target. Suddenly he received a SMS from her ..”hi what are you doing ?” He replied, “Honestly honey, I’m MISSING YOU” TWO: Awesome … Continue reading QuadriJokes – Intelligent Man!