QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The tenth theme is “It’s School Time – II !”.
ONE:
Two children are talking.
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?
A: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says.
TWO:
Teacher : Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
Boy : Obviously it’s the past tense.
THREE:
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with “I.”
Student: I is the …
Teacher: Stop! Never put “is” after “I.” Always put ‘am’ after “I.”
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
FOUR:
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
A note to readers: The jokes given above are for fun purpose only. Please enjoy the jokes and do not get offended by the content in them.
