QuadriJokes – It’s School Time II

school time

QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The tenth theme is “It’s School Time – II !”.

school time
school time

ONE:
Two children are talking.

A: Meet my new born brother.

B: Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?

A: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says.

 

TWO:

Teacher : Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?

Boy : Obviously it’s the past tense.

 

school teacher
school teacher

THREE:

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with “I.”

Student: I is the …

Teacher: Stop! Never put “is” after “I.” Always put ‘am’ after “I.”

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

 

 

 

FOUR:

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

 

A note to readers: The jokes given above are for fun purpose only. Please enjoy the jokes and do not get offended by the content in them.

 

 

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