QuadriJokes – On Better Half (wife)! – II

husband wife joke

QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The sixth theme is On Wife. Be sure to check our second post in the series based on the same theme “On Better Half (Wife)“.

husband wife joke
husband wife joke

ONE:

The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father: “I’ve found a woman just like mother!”
His father: “So… What do you want from me, sympathy?”

 

TWO:

While doing foreplay to passionate sex, Wife says to Husband: “Whisper dirty things into my ear, darling”.
Husband leans in and whispers: “Dishes, Laundry, Living Room”

 

THREE:

What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, supportive, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!

 

FOUR:

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night.. whether you’re here or not.”

A note to readers: ByteColumn respects the institution of marriage and wives all over the world. The jokes given above are for fun purpose only. Please enjoy the jokes and do not get offended by the content in them.

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