QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The sixth theme is On Wife. Be sure to check our second post in the series based on the same theme “On Better Half (Wife)“.
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father: “I’ve found a woman just like mother!”
His father: “So… What do you want from me, sympathy?”
While doing foreplay to passionate sex, Wife says to Husband: “Whisper dirty things into my ear, darling”.
Husband leans in and whispers: “Dishes, Laundry, Living Room”
What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, supportive, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night.. whether you’re here or not.”