QuadriJokes – Childhood Mischief!

Dennis The Menace - Childhood Mischief

QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The fourth theme is Childhood Mischief.

Dennis The Menace - Childhood Mischief
Dennis The Menace – Childhood Mischief

 

ONE:

Teacher – Can you give an example of amphibian?
Boy – A frog!
Teacher – Good. Can you give another example?
Boy – Another frog!

 

TWO:

A policeman saw a little boy crying.

He approached him & asked:  What’s the matter boy?

Boy- Matter is anything that occupies space & has mass

 

THREE:

Teacher: All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher: So you are an Idiot?
Boy: No, madam. But I can’t bear you standing alone.

 

FOUR:

Kid: Dad, can we go to McDonalds?”

Dad: Only if you can spell McDonalds

Kid: (thinks for a moment) Can we go to KFC instead?”

A note to readers: The jokes given above are for fun purpose only. Please enjoy the jokes and do not get offended by the content in them.

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