QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The third theme is secretary.
An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free
After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply…
“Which Trip ?”
Height’s of Optimism…
A man marrying his own secretary thinking that….
She will follow his orders As Before!!!!
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they made passionate love all afternoon in her house. They fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.
“Darling, I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary and we’ve been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!”
Two weeks ago, I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me…
She didn’t even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. I said, well, that’s wives for you. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn’t say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, “Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday.”
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know it’s such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “By George, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.”
We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day. We don’t need to go back to the office. Do we?” I said, “No, I guess not.”
She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.”
After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and then she said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I think I’ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.”
“Sure,” I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out… carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife and children.
All were singing “Happy Birthday”.
… and there on the couch I sat…