QuadriJokes are a set of four jokes based on a single theme. The second theme is wife.
Position of a modern husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud it is outside, inside the house, it is designed to remain silent!!
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make food by myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won’t have to pay you. You’ll get my entire insurance amount …
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.