Funny Status Updates from Shawn Haigins aka Ashwin Sanghi

This guy is called Shawn Haigins or Ashwin Sanghi.

And the following are his facebook status updates, chosen for your reading pleasure.

  1. These days I’m wearing my wife’s glasses because she wants me to see things her way.
  2. Children are usually welcome at all amusement parks, movies and restaurants as long as they are accompanied by Money and Daddy.
  3. The mistake that many politicians seem to make is in thinking that they’ve been anointed when they’ve simply been appointed.
  4. We’ve reached the age where we can’t function without our glasses. Especially if they’re empty. 🙂
  5. Alcohol is certainly not the answer. But it’s terrific for forgetting the question.
  6. One must remember to take everything in moderation… including moderation.
  7. As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
  8. One woman’s hobby may be another woman’s hubby.
  9. I love being married. It’s so wonderful to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 🙂

You can follow him here for more updates.

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