This guy is called Shawn Haigins or Ashwin Sanghi.
And the following are his facebook status updates, chosen for your reading pleasure.
- These days I’m wearing my wife’s glasses because she wants me to see things her way.
- Children are usually welcome at all amusement parks, movies and restaurants as long as they are accompanied by Money and Daddy.
- The mistake that many politicians seem to make is in thinking that they’ve been anointed when they’ve simply been appointed.
- We’ve reached the age where we can’t function without our glasses. Especially if they’re empty. 🙂
- Alcohol is certainly not the answer. But it’s terrific for forgetting the question.
- One must remember to take everything in moderation… including moderation.
- As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
- One woman’s hobby may be another woman’s hubby.
- I love being married. It’s so wonderful to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 🙂
You can follow him here for more updates.